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		<title>7 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN&#8217;T WANT, NEED, AND COULD LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING. READY?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 13:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago, I won an award. No, not a certificate of sucktasticness, which I proudly won a few years ago. Meeeemories! I was nominated for a blogging award on my friend&#8217;s blog, Nurse Mommy Laughs. (The funny thing is&#8211;I can&#8217;t find it now&#8211;it vanished. Really. But I&#8217;m still a winner. I swear. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A FIELD TRIP, SOME NUNS, AND ADAM LEVINE. LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 16:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All right. Back to the funny bidness at muffintopmommy. That last post was cathartic but I&#8217;m ready to move on embrace being irreverent! Oh, p.s., I did my good holy deed this week. Last night we took the kids out to dinner, and three nuns in full habits were sitting at the table across from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THIS IS WHERE I COME FROM. AND, I MIGHT BE A LITTLE IRREVERENT. AND ALSO IRRELEVANT. AND I KINDA DON&#8217;T CARE.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler alert: This is one long ass post. Mea culpa. But I hope you&#8217;ll read it. It&#8217;s from the heart. And also, I want to know who is possibly going to hell with me some day, so by all means, please feel free to comment! I am hoping for some fun company. I mean I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ONE FISH, TWO FISH, GOLD FISH, DEAD FISH.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Easter upon us, my kids have been asking for a few things (When did Easter become Christmas by the way? What up with all the ads and kids wanting real presents? Um, no.)&#8230;anyhoo, they&#8217;ve been asking for pet fish again. This fills my muffin top with dread, because of the mass murder we committed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WON&#8217;T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR? (NO, REALLY, WON&#8217;T YOU? WHY WON&#8217;T YOU? PLEASE?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Won&#8217;t you be my neighbor? I promise I won&#8217;t spy over your hedges, park a rusty car in my yard, and will always lend you a cup of sugar. Or beer.  The house next door has been on the market for several months. And every time there&#8217;s a showing, the kids get all excited and shriek, &#8220;Maybe those are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHY I MIGHT MAKE A BAD SOUTHERNER BUT A GREAT LOTTERY WINNAH!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 05:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I returned home from Florida, I&#8217;ve been plotting in my mind about how I can get back there. I&#8217;m not having vacation withdrawal, I&#8217;m having weather withdrawal. I know, it&#8217;s ridiculous. I&#8217;m not saying it&#8217;s like I&#8217;m up here on the chain gang or something&#8212;I love my life here&#8212;the people, my house, the gig I&#8217;ve got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LIVING THE VIDA LOCA&#8230;.WITH THE MOUSE.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m baaa-aaack. I thought about running away in my flip flops for reals this time, but let&#8217;s face it, we all know I ain&#8217;t that fast. The fam and I finally took the plunge and did the Disney trip over school vaca. I have to say, I was a bit of a cynic about the materialistic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHEN AN ENGLISH MAJOR HELPS WITH MATH&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So remember a few weeks ago when I said I feel like a biggity buzz kill sometimes, but I would not not not inflict my thoughts on my kids? I vowed to let them go and watch them fly. As it turns out, surprise! My six year old really seems to dig math. I figured this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A VALENTINE&#8217;S DAY ODE</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 02:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day my lovelies! It&#8217;s that time again&#8230;.time for the annual Valentine&#8217;s Day ode to the hubs. I just can&#8217;t help myself again. Don&#8217;t you worry&#8211;we are still keeping the magic alive on this special day. I have an appointment with my ob-gyn for my annual visit (I hope it&#8217;s as special for her as it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BUZZ KILL?</title>
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		<comments>http://muffintopmommy.com/2012/02/who-are-you-calling-a-buzz-kill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m walking to the bus stop yesterday to pick up my first grader (in the balmy 50 degree New Hampshire freak weather&#8211;BOOM!), and I glance over at four year old who&#8217;s skipping along and ask, &#8220;Hey, how do you like your new shoes?&#8221; &#8220;They&#8217;re TELLIBLE! They make me really slow!&#8221; &#160; &#160; &#8220;Oh, pumpkin, [...]]]></description>
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