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		<title>BON BONS HERE I COME!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And just like that, another school year is almost over. And now that I&#8217;m out of my pollen coma (*waves&#8211;remember me?), I realize I have tons of fun stuff to look forward to this summer with my three boys. Now that they&#8217;re getting older, I feel confident they can entertain themselves. Bon Bons here I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AN ODE TO POLLEN</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!! **I wrote this last year. However, I think it bears repeating because it &#8216;splains my absence from blogging over the past month&#8212;I&#8217;ve been hitting the sack every night not long after the gremlins, which is my prime writing time. I want mah life back!!!! #faceplant I wish you all a good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WAYFAIR? PEAPOD? A FUN PARTY? SIGN ME UP!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For someone who loves to shop, decorate, and host parties, I got a Don Corleone offer that made my muffin top skip a beat. I couldn&#8217;t refuse! The offer was to receive $100 worth of groceries from Peapod.com and to choose five items from a list of adorable items from home decorating site Wayfair.com and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is likely nothing I can say about the horror show at the Boston Marathon yesterday that hasn&#8217;t been said already. I was born in Boston. I grew up not twenty miles outside Boston. Raised by two Bostonians, one of whom was a Boston police detective, who was the son of a Boston Police Captain. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DO YOU WANT TO PEE ALONE, DRINK ALONE, AND/OR WIN A PRIZE? FIND OUT HOW!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 01:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well. Turns out I ain&#8217;t the only one who wants to pee alone! Once upon a muffin top, I wrote a blog post called, &#8220;I Just Want to Tinkle Alone. Is That So Wrong?&#8221; Fast forward three years, 154 weeks, 1000+ days, and with this bladder? And me thinking the four food groups are coffee, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FOREVER&#8230;&#8230;LAZY? OR&#8230;.FOREVER CRAY, CRAY, CRAZY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, let me confess I&#8217;m wearing an unmentionable right now. But I&#8217;ll mention it anyway. Because as one of my friends aptly said, &#8220;You are just living your life out loud!&#8221; Yes.I.am. And yet? You keep coming back! You had your chance to run from the muffintopmommy madness. But that is why I LOVE you! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SURGERY FOR THE HUBS? PLEASE STAND BY. HELP IS ON THE WAY.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 03:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, hubs found out last week that he needs to have surgery this week. Don&#8217;t bust out your rosary beads or your Buddha or call your Rabbi&#8211;it&#8217;s totally minor. (Which is why he&#8217;s feeling his pulse and pacing. But you need to know this IS the guy who turned ashen and shrieked, &#8220;What&#8217;s gonna happen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PEOPLE ARE DEPRAVED! DEPRAVED I SAY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know, if I can&#8217;t figure out how to make millions blogging to realize my dream of flopping in a hammock oceanside while cabana boys bring me adult beverages, damnit, at least I have the depraved search terms (we&#8217;ve talked about this before!) people Google to wind up on my blog. And! The occasional ridonkulously [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WE HAVE A WINNAH! AND OTHER RANDOMOSITY&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SO&#8230; We have a winnah of the Honeywell Energy Smart 360 Heater! As promised, the drawing was random: Child labor ensured the process ran smoothly, efficiently, and with the utmost of integrity: &#160; AND, WE HAVE A WINNAH! &#160; I told him Becky B. is a gal, and that the prize is the heater. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A VALENTINE&#8217;S DAY TRADITION&#8212;AN ODE.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day, Muffintoppers! It&#8217;s getting to be tradition here&#8212;time for my annual ode to the hubs. Cheers! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO. Just, NO!!!!!! &#160; Roses are red. Violets are not. Bringing me flowers on V Day Just ain&#8217;t that hot. Lemme sleep in, Take the kids at witching hour. Bring me some gin. [...]]]></description>
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