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		<title>WHEN AN ENGLISH MAJOR HELPS WITH MATH&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So remember a few weeks ago when I said I feel like a biggity buzz kill sometimes, but I would not not not inflict my thoughts on my kids? I vowed to let them go and watch them fly. As it turns out, surprise! My six year old really seems to dig math. I figured this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A VALENTINE&#8217;S DAY ODE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day my lovelies! It&#8217;s that time again&#8230;.time for the annual Valentine&#8217;s Day ode to the hubs. I just can&#8217;t help myself again. Don&#8217;t you worry&#8211;we are still keeping the magic alive on this special day. I have an appointment with my ob-gyn for my annual visit (I hope it&#8217;s as special for her as it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BUZZ KILL?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m walking to the bus stop yesterday to pick up my first grader (in the balmy 50 degree New Hampshire freak weather&#8211;BOOM!), and I glance over at four year old who&#8217;s skipping along and ask, &#8220;Hey, how do you like your new shoes?&#8221; &#8220;They&#8217;re TELLIBLE! They make me really slow!&#8221; &#160; &#160; &#8220;Oh, pumpkin, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I PIN, THEREFORE I AM. NO REALLY. YOU GOT ANY INTEREST IN PINTEREST?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago, a friend sent me an invitation to something called, &#8220;Pinterest&#8221;. Have you heard of it? I didn&#8217;t know what it was at first so I did what I always do when I don&#8217;t know what something is&#8230;.nothing. (I put the I in initiative.) Then I got another invitation so I took the next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DIAL 911 FOR FIRE, KIDS&#8230;AND FOR CRIPES SAKE, LISTEN TO YO&#8217; WIFE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hubs and I got married waaay back when no one knew what a hanging chad was. We were lucky enough to go to the Greek Islands for our honeymoon. (Pre-Euro= cheap ouzo. Opa!) It was an amazing trip and we swore we&#8217;d go back for our 10th anniversary. Crazy kids. (That was two years ago&#8230;.I think we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE MOMMY PURSE&#8230; REACH IN&#8230;..I DARE YOU.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My purses used to be fashionable and admittedly, sometimes real and sometimes faux. Now, they’re just honking. They’re just about as stylish as something that needs to haul small cargo can be, that also typically costs, oh, $50 bucks or less. I swear I’m getting curvature of the spine from carrying my purse. It weighs about 1439 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MUFFINTOPPERS, LET&#8217;S KICK SOME 2012 ARSE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year, muffintoppers! 2012. Whoa. I still feel like the 90&#8242;s were just a few years ago. I&#8217;m old as dirt, aren&#8217;t I? Hold on while I change my Alanis CD and tape Friends before you answer. Le sigh. I don&#8217;t have that many demands for 2012, I really don&#8217;t. Some are very serious: Healthy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;TIS THE SEASON TO BE CRABBBBY</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[**Funny, funny post my friend wrote for MTM a few years ago. Happy holidays, Muffintoppers! Please welcome guest blogger and friend, Lisa. Lisa is a full time mom and wife, part time Marketing and Public Affairs professional, part time beer and wine drinker and full time funny friend. She strikes a great balance where it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HO, HO, HO AND DON&#8217;T FORGET THE BOTTLE OF RUM</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a variation of a Christmas post I ran on muffintopmommy a few years ago and was published at Parent: Wise Austin. It&#8217;s one of my faves. I hope it makes you laugh&#8230;and inspires you to shop wisely this Christmas season!   Peace, love, joy, and rum! MTM You know what’s fun?  Getting a “recycled” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JOY TO THE WORLD. YOU TAKE MY BARGAIN? I SMASH YOU.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whew! I&#8217;m happy to report I survived Black Friday. Granted, I was in my snowman pajamas snuggled under the covers sawing wood til the late hour of half past 8, but I am just so grateful my 2 year old didn&#8217;t pepper spray me and no one stepped on my face for some Wheaties here [...]]]></description>
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