Posted by muffintopmommy | Posted in Awesomeness, Friends...you got what I ne-ed, OH &^%$!!, Random Rage, Some things just don't fit into a neat little box. The uncategory! | Posted on 24-06-2012
Tags: Carol Brady, MOMMY MIXOLOGY, SETH MEYERS, Spanx
It’s summer! I’m ready to play!
Who wants to play?
Here’s your chance to laugh, make all the muffintopmommy readers laugh, and make me laugh. I laugh, you laugh, we all laugh. Laughity laugh laugh.
At my expense.
I *try* (and sometimes fail –keep it to yourself homies!) to make you guys laugh every week, but now I’m turning the tables and asking you to bring the funny. Hubs took the following pic of me acting like a total spaz (please, suspend your disbelief) in a bounce house last week. Looking hawt again, yes I am
not. And we thought the Seth Meyers pic was bad!
Um, I told you.
Anyway, I looked at the pic and decided it’s screaming for a funny caption. So I’m turning the tables on you, my crazy funny readers who leave me awesome comments that make me laugh (Which is my only form of payment for this labor of love–a moment of silence puhleease because clearly, I am never gettin’ a pony. Or name brand Spanx. Sigh.). Your jobby job is to write a funny caption for this photo. The caption can be as out there as you want—there are no rules. I’m tired of rules, aren’t you? “Don’t play ball in the house!” (Mrs. Brady needed a stiff drink and…never mind..) and “No loitering!” (I like to loiter! Life it short–we should loiter more! Loi-ter! Loi-ter!) and “No substitutions!” (WTH. But I want a substitution! Everyone deep down wants a substitution, because you always put onnnnne crappy app in the combo platter that noooone wants! You know it and I know it.)
So, let’s repeat.
No rules! No rules! No rules!
Whoever writes the funniest caption (as super subjectively judged by Muffintopmommy and whatever panel of super
unscientific unserious peers happen to be on hand), submitted in the comment section of this post, by this Friday, June 29th, at midnight, eastern standard time, otherwise known as the time zone in which I live, wins a FREE!!! copy of my upcoming book, Mommy Mixology: A Cocktail For Every Calamity. The book will not be released until mid to late July (But! It is available for preorder online —and if you’re the type to shake your Christmas presents, you can peek inside the book on Amazon—woop! I won’t say if I myself am a shaker—I’ll only say hubs keeps my Xmas gifts off premises. He clearly has trust issues!). Sooooo, as soon as I have the actual book in my hot little hands I will ship it to THE BIG WINNAH!!!!!
(I regret to inform you I will not be able to ship a book internationally at this time. BOO! Please forgive me international muffintoppers—I love you in every language I can never hope to speak. Please don’t be mad! Please don’t look at me that way! I’ll make it up to you some day, I promise!)
Ok, ready everyone?